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Checkpoint Checkpoint

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Do not pester the flying creatures.

This was a pretty damn challenging game. And also a damn GOOD game!
I only have a two minor complaints and one major one, but I'll get to them later.

Anywho, as I said, this is a pretty damn good game. It's simple, hard as f***ing osmium, vibrant, and strangely gratifying. I specially loved the music, even though it's the only track in-game, I never get tired of it. I like the modern electro-y beat it has, but I also like its retro style melodies. The graphics are good, but not great.

Now, I am sure many people will complain in their reviews about the scrotum-shattering difficulty, but I think that's the point. Many games are very hard on purpose; Like Ninja Gaiden, and they are still great games. So I please ask of you guys not to lower it's score simply because of it's difficulty; It's not the game's fault you suck too bad to play it.

Now, about those complaints I mentioned earlier, I'll start off with the minor ones:
First, the music. Yes, I love the track it plays, but it could have used a little more variety. Maybe a different track every few levels?
Secondly, the backgrounds/textures. I like the game's art style, but my eyes still grew weary of seeing the same textures and backgrounds over and over and over again.
And finally, my only major complaint;
The damn wall jumping. Don't get me wrong, the control is smooth as butter for the most part, but the wall jumping really affected the gameplay-- And only because of one single reason:
You have to press left AND up to perform it.
It's hell on your fingers and on your patience. The only good example of wall jumping well executed that comes to my mind right now would be Super Meatboy's, in which you only have to press UP to do it, and it's still a very hard (And awesome) game.

But anyways, in a nutshell;
Good gameplay, okay control, good music, okay graphics, and keyboard-smashing difficulty.

4/5 - 9/10*

Good job! :D

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:the game: :the game:

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ah, yes. This is how it all started.

The birth of my favorite game series on NG! I love this game so much. It's things like this that make this website awesome.

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Elephant Quest Elephant Quest

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Superb work!

This is one SERIOUSLY good game. You don't see this level of awesomesauce on NG very often!
The story is funny, the world is huge, the upgrades are really cool (I love the miniphant.), the dialog is charming, the quests are enjoyable, and it's dangerously addictive! Simply an overall great experience and game!
My only POSSIBLE complaint would be that the enemies take a liiiiittle bit too long to kill, but maybe that's just because I suck... D'x

Anyways, you fail to disappoint me once again. Keep it up!

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Meet'N'Fuck: Star Mission Meet'N'Fuck: Star Mission

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome! :D

As always, you fail to dissapoint me VadimGoD, the animations wee smooth, the stroyline was particulary great.
I expect more awesomeness from you! 10/5

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Hentai Bliss RPG 2 Hentai Bliss RPG 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesomee story! :D

Although the first time the swordfighter did the quiz to me, she cutted Ori's pen0r DX

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Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic! :D

This is my favorite game from the "Meet 'N' Fuck" series, the game is long, and the artwork is just exsquisite.
Keep it up! :3

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Endless Zombie Rampage 2 Endless Zombie Rampage 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AH I LOVE the smell of zomibe guts in the morning!

This has to be the best flash game I have ever played, tons of awesome weapons, zombie guts all over the place, and missions! (unlike it's predecesor)

The only two minor flaws I saw were the music, it's a little boring, but with some work, you could maybe make a song that is little more "pumped" :)

The other minor flaw was the weapons price, in the next installment, I would recommend making the best weapons a little more expensive, to increase difficulty :D

Oh, and by the way, the Auto-Shotgun RULEZ! 8D

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MeetNFuck Office Romance MeetNFuck Office Romance

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, that was spontaneous XD

This is now my 2nd favorite "Meet 'n' fuck" :D

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