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Recent Movie Reviews

Something Else - Ep 2 Something Else - Ep 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It's alright I guess. Why? Well,

The animation was pretty damn good, although the style is obviously heavily inspired by asdfmovie. The jokes were... Honestly, mostly very "Duh." humour, and obviously heavily inspired by asdfmovie. Only one I really giggled at was the unicorn one, but I think that's because rainbows are naturally funny... Like bananas. Lol, bananas.
The style of the whole thing in general... Very asdfmovie. You see where I am getting at?

The loud transitions, the electro music at the end, the ridiculous humour, the randomness of it all, etc. This style of comedy has already been done; And I have no problem with recreation, but only if it surpasses the original. And to be honest, this doesn't surpass asdfmovie. At all. I don't doubt that you could be able to surpass it evetually, but this definetelly doesn't.

In a nutshell; Try taking the good parts out of something instead of the bad ones, and try harder next time. I will be looking foward to the next episode. Have a good one.

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Clogged Tubes Ep 1 Clogged Tubes Ep 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


One of my favourite flash movies on NG. So true, so funny, so clever.

This movie has... Character. Like, a personality. Most flash movies lack that.
Surprisingly, this movie has a very elegant feel to it. It's not loud with unnecessary and obnoxious soundtracks, and doesn't need much dialogue to get something through. It's simply clever and easy to like and relate to. In addition, it has a flawless flow of events.
I am a Man who loves his music, but I am glad this movie didn't have any songs at all. It would've ruined it's appeal.

Now I bet you are wondering why I am giving this a 9 if I love this so much... Well, it started off with a really, REALLY sour note. The animation quality in the beginning is awful compared to the rest of the movie (Which is top notch btw.) which made me assume this was just going to be yet another generic crappy flash that somehow got on the front page. It is an excellent animation, but started off on a very bad foot.

Regardless, it is still stellar, hilarious, and clever. I will look forward very excitedly for the next episode of Clogged Tubes! :D

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Ricks Minecraft Tales Ricks Minecraft Tales

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Farethewell, chicken. May the Go-- -Explosion.-

I love this movie. The expressions and the way you draw the creepers made me laugh my effin' ass off. Multiple times! :D
Great piece of work. Deserves higher than the Daily 4th! >:C

Recent Game Reviews

Checkpoint Checkpoint

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Do not pester the flying creatures.

This was a pretty damn challenging game. And also a damn GOOD game!
I only have a two minor complaints and one major one, but I'll get to them later.

Anywho, as I said, this is a pretty damn good game. It's simple, hard as f***ing osmium, vibrant, and strangely gratifying. I specially loved the music, even though it's the only track in-game, I never get tired of it. I like the modern electro-y beat it has, but I also like its retro style melodies. The graphics are good, but not great.

Now, I am sure many people will complain in their reviews about the scrotum-shattering difficulty, but I think that's the point. Many games are very hard on purpose; Like Ninja Gaiden, and they are still great games. So I please ask of you guys not to lower it's score simply because of it's difficulty; It's not the game's fault you suck too bad to play it.

Now, about those complaints I mentioned earlier, I'll start off with the minor ones:
First, the music. Yes, I love the track it plays, but it could have used a little more variety. Maybe a different track every few levels?
Secondly, the backgrounds/textures. I like the game's art style, but my eyes still grew weary of seeing the same textures and backgrounds over and over and over again.
And finally, my only major complaint;
The damn wall jumping. Don't get me wrong, the control is smooth as butter for the most part, but the wall jumping really affected the gameplay-- And only because of one single reason:
You have to press left AND up to perform it.
It's hell on your fingers and on your patience. The only good example of wall jumping well executed that comes to my mind right now would be Super Meatboy's, in which you only have to press UP to do it, and it's still a very hard (And awesome) game.

But anyways, in a nutshell;
Good gameplay, okay control, good music, okay graphics, and keyboard-smashing difficulty.

4/5 - 9/10*

Good job! :D

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:the game: :the game:

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ah, yes. This is how it all started.

The birth of my favorite game series on NG! I love this game so much. It's things like this that make this website awesome.

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Elephant Quest Elephant Quest

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Superb work!

This is one SERIOUSLY good game. You don't see this level of awesomesauce on NG very often!
The story is funny, the world is huge, the upgrades are really cool (I love the miniphant.), the dialog is charming, the quests are enjoyable, and it's dangerously addictive! Simply an overall great experience and game!
My only POSSIBLE complaint would be that the enemies take a liiiiittle bit too long to kill, but maybe that's just because I suck... D'x

Anyways, you fail to disappoint me once again. Keep it up!

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Recent Audio Reviews

Focused - SilverEcho(Extended) Focused - SilverEcho(Extended)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice! Thanks for notifying me of this awesome new song.

What is there to say that I already have not said? It's the same thing, just much better!... And longer! (Lolthat'swhatshesaidhuhuhuhuhuhu)
I love the new instruments, and how you improved that point in the song we all like that I mentioned before. Also, I love 2:44. I honestly have no negative criticism. It's a great little song, and you can bet it's going on my iPod playlist!

Keep up the great work! :D

Highwind(SNES) Highwind(SNES)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Awesome. Just wish it was longer and a liiittle more varied.
But other than that, cooleosauce :D

&amp;lt;MWA&amp;gt; Skittles on Crack <MWA> Skittles on Crack

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My ears are regurgitating candy because of this!

Amazing. No, scrumptious. NO, F***ING FABULOUS GOD DAMN IT >8C

This tune sounds so awesome I am having a hard time believing it. It's long and hard (Lol penis), and it keeps you interested-- And I find that to be amazing, because a lot of the songs that have been submited to the AP are SOOOOO, EFFIN', BORING! Just generic little melodies and a drop every now and again. But this... This sounds so unique. So special and different. And I think it's the superb melody's doing.

But like any other things in this world, there is a side that is not so good about it. And well, for this song it's the kick. It's so overwhelmed by everything else I usually forget it's there, and it's just going and going, no cool little effects or anything for the most part. It just needs a little more attitude! If you improve that teeny tiny aspect, then this song will be perfect. That's right, perfect. As in, unflawed. Perfecta!

Anyways, amazing song. Keep it up boi! :D

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mjattie responds:

hahaha :P nice review

I'm glad you find it so awesome :P

I totally agree with you about the kick, the best is to try a totally different kick sample cuz this is quite killed by al the effects I put on it... :P

thanks a lot, like really, it was fun to read!

Recent Art Reviews

Fishy Dael Fishy Dael

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic. Great work!

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Living Room Living Room

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice. Makes me really curious as to what the original project would've been about, though.

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Heart Heart

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I adore your work. I can relate to many of the messages I think your drawings try to potray, and if these feelings I exprience when I look at your art are taking place in your personal life, I sincerely hope everything works out for you. Keep up the great work!